Oh Crap – It is quite evident at this point that I am totally screwed.
Traffic Ticket – What’s that? You didn’t think we give pretty women ticket? Well, you’re right, we don’t.
Time – Keeps on slippin’ into the future.
Perfect Man – An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Face Tattoo – Freestyle bicycle will help you get your own free of charge.
Boating 101 – Car stays on the shore. Boat goes into water.
Not Until We Are Lost – That We Really Discover Ourselves …
Destiny – And just as they created there Gods so too shall they create their Angels that will rain fire upon them on their day
Computers – They make difficult tasks easy, but easy tasks difficult.
Telecommuting – Bathing and getting dressed just get in the way of being productive.
Morning Sickness – Don’t worry, it will pass as soon as the tool hits the door.
Fun Facts – You didn’t know this man had a daughter until you dated her and broke her heart.
Bad Day – Even during Brain Surgery it works just as well.
Team Hot Wheels – The fun never ends.
A Good Man – Can make you feel sexy, strong, and able to take on the world, oh, sorry, that’s wine, wine does that.
Passion – Easy to show, hard to imitate, impossible to learn.
Credulity – They only invited you because they knew you wouldn’t come.
Proof Positive – Sometimes blondes just don’t get it.
I Am A Sniper – A loner… I am not part of the world… But merely observe it through my crosshair… I live by the
Your Dog – Has his own way of saying he doesn’t like your new GF.
Don’t Judge Me – I’ll crap in your shoe.
I’m Pretty Sure – This will get an A+
Fighting Like A Girl – Is actually a good thing.
Dignity – Check.
Ladies’ Attention – Harder to get everyday
T S A – Working for you.