Optimism – Whatever doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger.
Sigh Language – Or International Diplomacy?
Life Is Unfair – When is not taken as it is.
Blind Dates – Just say no.
Watch Dogs – Like regular dogs only creepier.
Food Fights – Because it’s not like there’s starving children anywhere.
Unbridled Joy – Dance like no one is watching.
SUNLIGHT – Dogs natural kriptonite…
Nothing To See Here – It’s just a Transformers, things would have been different for the owners if they would have had www.insurancepartnership.org/motor-trade-insurance/ insurance.
Crossroads – There are moments in our lives when we find ourselves at a crossroads. The choices we make can define the rest of our
Art – There are no restrictions, test the boundaries and reap the rewards.
Opportunist – The one who drinks, while the optimist, the pessimist and the realist are arguing.
Rule 34 – If you stand back and watch, you may learn something.
Nerds – Starting a conversation with a beautiful woman is really hard. Explaining why you’re in there closet is even harder.
Go On Without Me – But leave…(cough)…the cookies…
Foot-lock – Don’t try this at home.
Interpretation Redirected – Cat-a-tonic. A visual elixir for the cure of bigotry.
Destiny – No matter which cards you have been dealt in the end the pussy gets the money.
Love – Making Her A Sandwich.
Entering Hell – It was in that moment i realized, the devil wears white.
If You Need Me – I’ll be in the can.
Writer’s Block – It’s this or spider solitaire.
Directions – Reading them beforehand saves time.
Alcohol – If it’s not the answer, change the question.
Phrasing – Kind gesture in America, cruel joke in Africa.
Moron – Like a regular stupid person just with more on.