Censorship – Just ask the experts… it works.
Adversity – If you want out of life is a chance to prove yourself, then you had better not complain when the adds get stacked
Flying Horse – I saw Flying Horse today. Sadly, too late.
Are You Getting Up? – Or did you use up all your fun last night?
Honk – Beats the hell out of pong any day. You Honk We Drink!
To Err Is Human – To blame it on someone else shows management potential.
Ran Into My Ex – Then I put it in reverse and did it again.
I Have A Dream – Where chickens can cross the road without having it’s motives questioned.
The True Meaning Of Life 1. Eat 2. Avoid bad people 3. Jump to the next level.
In The End – Only memories stay with you.
Rule 34 – Not even your punctuation is safe. Next on the list, grammar nazis.
No Meat, No Spoon – Sorry.
Snow On The Roof –
The Best Thing – About drinking is we have something to blame everything on.
Choice – It is better to choose to be bad, than forced to be good.
Bluster – Works until someone picks up a stick.
Australia Day – Like we need an excuse to get drunk.
Exaggerations – Sleeping with the fishes. Not as bad as previously advertised.
Once In A While – Something comes along that changes everything.
Good Advice – Do as I say, not as I do.
Imagine That ! – Chuck Norris has a cat!
How High Are You ? – “No, Officer… Its ‘Hi, How Are You?”
Obstacles – To some they are opportunities to many others a reality check.
Silence – The most powerful scream.
Correlations – Some people just don’t get them.
Compensating – Thank God! I thought everyone with a winkie the size of mine had to lift this thing.