Junk Food – That’s not your stomach rumbling. It’s your arteries whimpering.
Desperation – It hasn’t changed much over the years, except now it’s called social media.
That Awkward Moment – When you don’t know whether to say sir, or ma’am.
Honor – It’s a personal matter, first of all…
Lying – Sometimes a bit** gets busted.
Finding Nemo – The live action edition.
Truth – Who’s not be able to accept it, is not worth knowing it.
Your Search – Winning an argument wit your wife had 0 matches.
Attention Everyone – Please stay still I’ve lost a contact.
Sometimes – I don’t feel like continuing to live. I don’t want to kill myself, I just want it all to stop or go away.
M.I.T. – Has made a camera that can take a million frames per second. Finally, a photo of a woman with her mouth shut.
Childhood Memories – Cost of new furniture – $5000. The money you lost by not going to work for 2 weeks – $2000. Never being
Sometimes I Wonder – If I question authority will I regret the answer or the time I spent asking.
You Only Live Once – But if you work it right, Once is enough.
Sorry Timmy – Put your helmet back on and get back in the car.
Illegal Immigration – I heard of a wall that kept out illegal guests before. Where was it again? Oh, forget it.
In The 1940’s – Folks knew what was important.
Just Sit Right Back – And you’ll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, that started from this tropic port aboard this tiny
Heartache – It’s hard to lose somebody. I spent a lot of time searching for reasons or answers, but you can’t find what’s not there.
Grand Theft – Give a man a gun, and he’ll rob a bank, give a man a bank, and he’ll rob the world.
Authenticity – Sometimes deep secrets are hidden in places only few have knowledge of their existence…
This Week On – The move from Buffalo to Afghanistan is presenting some new challenges.
Why Is It – When you do something right no one remembers, when you do somethings wrong no one forgets.
Government – It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong. -Voltaire-
A New Day – And the sun rise on cholesterol planet.
Irrational – The scariest part of a movie happens not when you’re watching it, but when you’re in bed thinking about it.