Debt = Slavery – One Hole You Can Never Climb Out Of.. & They Want It That Way.
Facebook Notifications – They come in fast and furious on your birthday.
Chess – Done Right
Knowledge VS Wisdom – Knowledge: knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom: Not putting it in a fruit salad.
Dignity – I took a cab today, and driver told me “I love my job, I own this car, I’ve got my own business, I’m
Picking Up The Pace – The light at the end of the tunnel is easier to get to by jumping over the hand rail.
Mirrors Can Lie – They don’t show you what’s on the inside.
Narcotics – You smoked what? while you were pregnant with me.
The Pen – Definitely mightier than the sword.
The Curse – I told you I love you. You told me you just wanted to be friends. I didn’t like it, but I accepted
Evil – It Comes In Many Forms.
Wednesday – Making it over the hump just got a whole lot easier.
You Know You Are Poor – When your dad buys your Christmas tree at the car wash…
Chuck Norium – The most abundant element in the whole Universe.
Chicks In Combat – Welcome to Buds, now make me a sammich.
Warm Hearts – Cold feet.
Does Getting Drunk On Facebook – Count as drinking with friends?
100 Percent – Whatever you do in life, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood.
Anti-Zombie Fortress – That’s where I’m living when the apocalypse happens.
The Bacon And Sausage Nativity – Never has tastelessness been so tasty.
Watch Your Thoughts – For they become words, watch your words, for they become actions, watch your actions, for they become habits, watch your habits,
Life With Dad – I Wish I Ever Had A Chance to Show This To My Dad …
Keep U.S. $$$ In The U.S.A. – Proving once again that you may be-able to fix the economy. But you still can’t fix stupid.
The Correct Answer Was – Yes, Granny, the cokies are delicious, as always.
A Blonde Chick With A Nice Pus** – Got you, you dirty minded bastard.
Words – They are everything.