The Greatest Generation? – Hey, he survived the brown acid at Woodstock.
This Is Sparta !!!!
Rubber Duckies – They’re not just for bath time anymore.
You’re So Stupid – There’s no bus short enough for you.
Dear Vampires – Aren’t you worried about AIDS? O_o sincerely, curious.
Good Times – Remember when motorcycles were dangerous and s** was safe.
Piss Off Gecko – I’ve already told you a million times. I’m happy with my All state insurance!
In Case Of Nuclear Attack – The safest place for protection from, the blast, the heat and the radiation is under your wooden school desk.
Hit The Beach – It’s where we try to keep the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies and the sand out of
It’s Not Alcoholism – Until you graduate.
Wall-E – Russian edition.
You’re Kidding, Right? – Right?
Your Attitude – Not your aptitude, will determine your altitude.
Mind Reader – …how does he know, how does he KNOW?!?!?
Starbucks Goes Green – Forget the cup. Take your caffeine direct.
Futility – All the caffeine in Columbia will not make you into a morning person.
Cowboy Logic – If the gate’s open, close it. Just make sure you’re on the right side of it before you do.
Persistence – Because there’s a fine line between asking her again … and creepy.
Unholy Alliance – Does not bode well for the dog.
Madness – Is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!
Thoughts – The Only Reason Some People Get Lost in Thought Is Because It Is Unfamiliar Territory…
First Impressions – The dirty from our parents stay with us eternal. But the problems later you will face shall be more than just external.
Clear Conscience – Sure Sign of Bad Memory.
Love Or Hate Me – Both ways I win, if you love me I am in your heart. If you hate me I am in your
Be Miserable Or Motivate Yourself : Whatever has to be done, it’s always your choice.
Car Jacking Gone Wrong – Wonder if he is rethinking that idea of maybe I should jack a car from a professional MMA fighter?