Reality Has Encountered A Problem – Send error report?
Stocking Filler – Greybeard Kringle finally left something under the tree that I actually wished for!
Memorial – A person is only as good as the impression they leave on people.
Reaction To Toilet Tissue Core Thefts – That should stop the pilferage.
Freedom – Is never more than one generation from extinction. We didn’t pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for,
In Peace – Sons bury their fathers, In war, fathers bury their sons.
Hot Gamer Girls – Yes we do exist. So make your own d*mn sammich boys. I’m busy pwning noobs and getting free stuff from flirting.
Kilt – Honey, there’s nothing “sissy” about these men…
Hang In There – It’s going to be OK Buddy. She was a b***h anyway.
It’s Just Not Fair – She yells at me for sucking my thumb.
Dear Santa – I have been good all year, Ok, most of the year, well once in awhile, the hell with it, I’ll buy my own
Love – An evil trick played by nature to get us to breed.
Energy Concerns – Means Santa will be leaving Nickelback cd’s for the naughty list this year.
White Knights – This is how I think women see me on the internet.
Never Fly – The “A” model of anything.
Precision – Some people just never were very good at coloring within the lines.
Cold – I give you everything, in hopes you will love me once more. You take from me everything, not realizing the damage you do.
Wisdom – It’s not measured by your choice of car but by whether the car fits in your garage.
Oh Wow! – Where’d you get that totally killer tat?
Al Capone – A smile will get you pretty far, but a smile and a gun will get you farther.
Jeep-Ortunities – Driving over something, just because you can.
Mr. Clean – I Believe the floor is clean enough to eat off now.
In God We Trust – One Benjamin at a time.
2 Minds – Dream alike till they wake up and the cartoon begins.
I Don’t Know Karate – But I definitely know crazy and I am not afraid to use it.
Realization – When all your dreams go up in smoke, just remember who it was that lit the fire.