Life – I hope it isn’t a big joke because I don’t get it.
Balance – Every sweet has it’s sour; Every evil it’s good.
Cold Hearted Bi**h – At least my beer always left me satisfied.
Battle Shots – Taking drinking games to a whole new level.
The Flinstones – Fred, Wilma and the Rubble’s enjoy the summer cabin.
Criticism – If you’re not going to be constructive, at least try to mock respectfully.
Having Faith – Having faith is a good thing but following someone BLINDLY, might just be the worst mistake of your life.
Middle Class – Why it’s important.
Thinking Is For The Weak !
For Those Times – When words cannot express the love you have, use the bathroom.
Fact – Pixar created a better love story in 8 minutes than twilight did in 4 books.
Pee-Wee Herman – Still a better vampire than Edvard Cullen.
There Is No – Young in indestructible or immortal.
The Right Tool – For the right job.
Ice Cold Bear – Don’t buy it.
Star Fleet Academy – First year engineering project.
I Love Computers – Except when they freeze. And crash. And lose data. And get a virus. And not run programs. And lose internet connection…
Life Is Like Poker – If you don’t have a big enough stack… No one really notices when you are all in.
I’m So Broke – I have to fart in the d*mn thing just to have a…cent.
Vacations – Taking time off to recharge your batteries, keeps your stress levels lower.
Peace – Guns are needed to enforce it.
Foolishness – Still want to take that smoke break?
Internet Dating Tip #2 – Even though you are only seeing stars, sometimes there is a lot of sh*t behind a cute smile, that, my
The Saddest Part About This – Is that my generation will not get it…
Facebook Barbie – Looks are deceiving, she is still using that photo of her from ten years ago.
A Mouse In A Mouse – So that’s how they do it!