Twilight – The Final Episode.
Heaven – This must be what it’s like…
Instead – How about writing it out with proper grammar? You’re making the voice in my head sound like it’s retarded.
Life Is Ironic – It take sadness to know happiness, noise to appreciate silence, and absence to value presence.
Reality – We are all birds stuck inside our cage.
Regret – Because it’s too late and you can’t afford a new one.
Mindf*ck – That shit’s permanent.
Call Of Duty M.W.3 – Why do they come out with a new game every years? It shouldn’t take them that long to copy/paste.
Rocket Toilets – Because if shit’s gonna fly, it might as well be at light speed.
Obesity Rating – From Morbidly to obscene there’s a fine line. A very fi….well there’s a line.
Rebellion – Sometimes it’s just best to fit in.
A Proper Tool – Gives you an appropriate job, …and that’s quite often.
Prejudgment – Just because she forgot her tutu doesn’t mean she’s not a female firefighter. Wait…
Personally – I have been down on my kid’s level enough times, that he’s learning to come up to mine.
I Really Hate It – When they remake a great classic movie and totally screw it up.
As Seen On TV – Buyer Beware! You don’t always get what you want. But you always get what you paid for.
These Guys Fight For Freedom – And you complain about your Ipod not working.
No Grandma No – I will not eat your candy!
Count The Cost – Never begin a task unless all resources are on hand.
Creativity – The Stone Age didn’t end because we ran out of stones.
Redneck Houseboat – Me an’ Billy-Bob are headin’ over to the sink-hole. Wanna join us? We got plenty o’ beer!
Privacy – Some people really don’t like being photographed.
Life – So much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
Dear Idiot – The way you pulled in makes me wish your dad had pulled out.
Definition Of Bada*s – Juggling soap in prison.
Alcoholic – Is such a harsh word, I prefer professional drinker.