Instead Of

Instead – How about writing it out with proper grammar? You’re making the voice in my head sound like it’s retarded.

Life Is Ironic

Life Is Ironic – It take sadness to know happiness, noise to appreciate silence, and absence to value presence.

Our Reality

Reality – We are all birds stuck inside our cage.

Regret Is To Late

Regret – Because it’s too late and you can’t afford a new one.

Call Of Duty M.W.3

Call Of Duty M.W.3 – Why do they come out with a new game every years? It shouldn’t take them that long to copy/paste.

Rocket Toilets

Rocket Toilets – Because if shit’s gonna fly, it might as well be at light speed.

Obesity Rating

Obesity Rating – From Morbidly to obscene there’s a fine line. A very fi….well there’s a line.

Rebellion

Rebellion – Sometimes it’s just best to fit in.

A Proper Tool

A Proper Tool – Gives you an appropriate job, …and that’s quite often.

Prejudgment

Prejudgment – Just because she forgot her tutu doesn’t mean she’s not a female firefighter. Wait…

Personal Level

Personally – I have been down on my kid’s level enough times, that he’s learning to come up to mine.

I Really Hate It

I Really Hate It – When they remake a great classic movie and totally screw it up.

As Seen On TV

As Seen On TV – Buyer Beware! You don’t always get what you want. But you always get what you paid for.

Count The Cost

Count The Cost – Never begin a task unless all resources are on hand.

Redneck Houseboat

Redneck Houseboat – Me an’ Billy-Bob are headin’ over to the sink-hole. Wanna join us? We got plenty o’ beer!

Violated Privacy

Privacy – Some people really don’t like being photographed.

Dirty Mind

Life – So much funnier when you have a dirty mind.

Dear Idiot

Dear Idiot – The way you pulled in makes me wish your dad had pulled out.

Alcoholic Word

Alcoholic – Is such a harsh word, I prefer professional drinker.