Look At Me – There is science, logic and reason, there is thought verified by experience and then there is parenting.
Living – Consists of 90% luck and 10% skill, But I still wouldn’t attempt it without the 10%…
Live Tech Support – Someone will be with you in…never.
I Am Obviously Not Learning From My Mistakes – I keep going to work.
Adulthood – Has It’s Disadvantages.
Wal-Mart… Always The Low-Price Leader – Wal-Mart… destroying America one small business at a time.
The Player’s Edge
Thanks Dad – For never actually turning the car around and giving us something to really cry about.
More To Life Than Technology – Have you plugged in today?
My Sole Purpose – In this life time is to be a bad example…
The Original Computer – Was very limited functionally, print and delete.
Creepy – Satan loves me, this I know For the voices tell me so!
Denial – Whatever it is … I DIDN’T DO IT!
Be Bold – You’re already screwed. Flaunt it and keep yourself entertained.
Yo Mama – . . . is so fat, when she sings, its over.
Hey Dad – What’s for dinner? Venison…on the grill.
Zombie Librarian – Better undead than unread.
So They Say You Can’t Fix Stupid Do They? – Wanna bet?
As We Get Older – We need glasses…
The Weather Channel – It’s like Hooters meets science.
Skyrim Belongs – To the nerds.
I Love A Woman With Drawn On Eyebrows – Said no man ever.
Decisions – Which brain will you use?
Hang In There – Sometimes it not about what makes you happy, It’s about pissing everybody else off.
Multitasking – Gamers do it all the time.
Alcohol – Because no great story ever began with anyone eating a salad.