Payday – Parties. Clubs. Cinema. Alcohol. I’ve got money to burn. Oh snap! Forgot my bills again.
I Am The Law! – But I’m also a husband. A son. A loving father. A human being. So be nice or I’ll taser you
We Don’t Stop Playing – Because we grow old, We grow old because we stop playing. George Bernard Shaw.
Occupy – They want to stay in city parks, oh hell why not!
Opera – It’s not for people anymore.
Occupy – Global warming protesters.
The Draft – White people sending black people to fight yellow people to protect the country they stole from red people.
Waving Bear – Says hi.
Sinkholes – Hey, just think. This could happen to your house tonight. Sweet dreams, everyone.
Hopes And Dreams – Girl: One day I’m going to marry him! Boy: Mmm bacon.
New Generations – They ran out of ideas
Nothing Is Ever So Bad – That it can’t get worse.
Oh Yeah – You should see what it does to a apple!
Mae West – You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Dissent – It’s hard to accept the truth when the lies were exactly what you wanted to hear.
Survival – The wise are guided by reason; The ordinary minds, by experience; The stupid, by necessity; The brutes, by instinct.
Pieces – Piece By Piece I’ve build this life proud and strong, now you come and open me, hollow me, abandon me. Will I find
The Joys Of Nature – Fresh air. Exercise. Imminent death. Makes one feel alive. Briefly.
Lego Escher – Proof that some people have WAY too much time on their hands!
Love Is Fickle – But lust is as pure as winter’s first snowflake.
Still Heroes – Just because you want to forget a war… doesn’t mean you should forget the warriors.
Thank Guinness – It’s Friday, enjoy !
If Wishes Were Butterflies – Mine would be crushed on the front grill of someone’s car.
Bad Habits – Bad habits are like a beautiful woman, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
Motorcycles – The brand is not important,the fact that you ride is.
Planet Earth – Please remember that if the world didn’t suck we’d all just float off into space.