These Are Not – The droids you are looking for… Move along…
Damn Stupid – Are not those who have no knowledge, but those who are not able to understand…
Good To Know – Signage of the obvious.
Mumbai Graduation Prank – None will be become NFL or NCAA football coaches.
Sudoku – For when you’re bored of life and are pretty much just waiting for the end.
Memories – We told him the hallucinations would be better if he licked the frog “down there”. Now we all have flashbacks.
Confidence – If you are going to act, act boldly. It makes your failure that much more spectacular.
Cheerleaders – The only reason you would ever pay to see any sport.
Therapy – It’s not always caused by your parents.
Is There Life On Mars? – If there is then they can’t be males, or they’d have just drawn b**bies.
Having No Life – Is better than a life without video games.
Single – It’s better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.
Blackout Drunk – Good morning sweetheart, I baked you a cupcake.
Good Dog Gone Bad – It all began when he started running around with those wild neighbors.
Follow Me On Twitter – Then wonder why you bothered.
Beauty – Everything has It. Not everyone sees it.
Good Friends – Don’t let you do stupid things alone.
Only The Dead Have Seen The End Of War – Plato
Sloth Is A Deadly Sin – So this poor little guy’s going straight to hell?
Dementia – When I was a little boy my grandfather asked me how old I was. I told him I was five, and he said
Light Travels Faster Than Sounds – That’s why someone appears bright until you hear them speak…
What’s In Your Wallet? – And It’s On The Day I Get My Pension, Oh Well They Said It Wasn’t Going To Be, A Rose
Questions – We all ask: Who am I? Why am I here? Is there a higher purpose? I’m not impatient, but… Shouldn’t I have some
Life’s A Gamble – I felt insulted the other day when my girlfriends said that I never listened to anything she had to say. To
Joy – I don’t want to live forever, just long enough to know that I’ve lived once.
Bigger – Is not always better. Although it is usually a great deal more impressive.