Excuse Me – But there’s a monkey on your lens.
Hope – If the shortest, hairiest, and oldest guy on the beach can get a little boob action, then maybe you can too.
Relax Son: You need to grow a little bit more before you can be a real cock. Take your time … the hens will wait.
Real Beauty: Is powerful. It has no need for skimpy clothes, plunging necklines or naked skin
True Beauty: Girls, please listen up. You don’t have to starve to be beautiful, You don’t have to dress how society tells you, You are
Smile: Today, give a stranger one of your smiles. It might be the only sunshine he sees all day.
Scuba Diving In Ireland: A visiting tourist asks an Irishman: Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats? The Irishman replies: If they
Introspection: I hold a couple of grudges, could have had a couple of touches, If I hadn’t had a couple of crutches.
Her Steed: Just because it’s bigger doesn’t always make it more likable. Most of the time it does, but not all the time. After all,
Come Along, Honey: Let’s find a little privacy at my place where we can get to know each other and make some beautiful music together
Beauty: The best and the most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart.
Wave rider – Break into me like wet waves on sand spasming, shock-shelled, guided by your hand… I Am surrounded by waves. Constantly crashing, submerging