Smile Of Beauty – It makes people wonder what you’re up to.
I Like To Live Life – On the edge.
What Brightens Your Day – Is not what you see, but how you see it.
Petting Zoos – You, cheeto fingers one more time.
Illustration – Let’s be honest: A beautiful mind like yours doesn’t need a text every time.
Excuses – Don’t make Excuses. Make things happen. Make changes. Then make history.
Let It End – Most people want a happy ending. I just want the happiness to begin.
Ride Your Bike – Cars run on gas and make you fat, bikes run on fat and saves money.
Life – I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.
Why Be Difficult – When with a bit of effort you can be impossible.
He Who Thinks That Love Can Be Bought Has never had a dog in his house.
BE YOURSELF – DANCE LIKE NO ONE IS WATCHING SING LIKE NO ONE IS LISTENING.
YOU ARE NOT FAT – You’re just a little short for your weight …
WAKING UP – Sometimes I go back to sleep hoping for a nice dream so I wake back up in a better mood.
MISSED YOUR LATTE TODAY? – These folks didn’t have a house. Get over yourself.
Your Best Friend – Maybe one day you’ll forget him, but he’ll never forget you.
1 HOUR A DAY – Is only 4% of your ENTIRE Day…. GET IT?
COUNTRYSIDES – They make me wanna take the long way home.
HEINEKEN EASTER – I’m all down for that, let’s drink !
Awesomeness – When you get sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead.
Army Of Darkness – They are a lot cuter than you might think.
And Suddenly – Everybody is happy at work!
Competition With Bear – You don’t have to be the fastest. You just can’t be the slowest.
I LOVE BOWLING ! – You can take your aggression out, and not go to jail.
WARNING – Delightfully slippery when wet !
Stop. – Hammertime!