Madness – Is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!
Thoughts – The Only Reason Some People Get Lost in Thought Is Because It Is Unfamiliar Territory…
First Impressions – The dirty from our parents stay with us eternal. But the problems later you will face shall be more than just external.
Clear Conscience – Sure Sign of Bad Memory.
Car Jacking Gone Wrong – Wonder if he is rethinking that idea of maybe I should jack a car from a professional MMA fighter?
Debt = Slavery – One Hole You Can Never Climb Out Of.. & They Want It That Way.
Facebook Notifications – They come in fast and furious on your birthday.
Chess – Done Right
Knowledge VS Wisdom – Knowledge: knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom: Not putting it in a fruit salad.
Dignity – I took a cab today, and driver told me “I love my job, I own this car, I’ve got my own business, I’m
Picking Up The Pace – The light at the end of the tunnel is easier to get to by jumping over the hand rail.
Mirrors Can Lie – They don’t show you what’s on the inside.
Narcotics – You smoked what? while you were pregnant with me.
The Pen – Definitely mightier than the sword.
The Curse – I told you I love you. You told me you just wanted to be friends. I didn’t like it, but I accepted
Evil – It Comes In Many Forms.
Wednesday – Making it over the hump just got a whole lot easier.
You Know You Are Poor – When your dad buys your Christmas tree at the car wash…
Chuck Norium – The most abundant element in the whole Universe.
Chicks In Combat – Welcome to Buds, now make me a sammich.
Warm Hearts – Cold feet.
Does Getting Drunk On Facebook – Count as drinking with friends?
100 Percent – Whatever you do in life, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood.
Anti-Zombie Fortress – That’s where I’m living when the apocalypse happens.
The Bacon And Sausage Nativity – Never has tastelessness been so tasty.
Life With Dad – I Wish I Ever Had A Chance to Show This To My Dad …