Annual Convention – Of the Society of Time Travelers.
Finland – Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Hey! – Alvin….Alvin….Alvin A….L….V….I….N !!!!!!
Life – Get used to disappointment.
When The Earth Turns To Black From Greed – When the last drop of water has been spent.They will stop when it’s too late.
Perfect Man – Don’t drink, don’t smoke, don’t take drugs, don’t chet, don’t curse and don’t exist…
Perspective – In a cosmic perspective, most human concerns seem insignificant, even petty. Carl Sagan
The Greatest Generation? – Hey, he survived the brown acid at Woodstock.
This Is Sparta !!!!
Rubber Duckies – They’re not just for bath time anymore.
You’re So Stupid – There’s no bus short enough for you.
Dear Vampires – Aren’t you worried about AIDS? O_o sincerely, curious.
Good Times – Remember when motorcycles were dangerous and s** was safe.
Piss Off Gecko – I’ve already told you a million times. I’m happy with my All state insurance!
In Case Of Nuclear Attack – The safest place for protection from, the blast, the heat and the radiation is under your wooden school desk.
Hit The Beach – It’s where we try to keep the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies and the sand out of
It’s Not Alcoholism – Until you graduate.
Wall-E – Russian edition.
You’re Kidding, Right? – Right?
Your Attitude – Not your aptitude, will determine your altitude.
Mind Reader – …how does he know, how does he KNOW?!?!?
Starbucks Goes Green – Forget the cup. Take your caffeine direct.
Futility – All the caffeine in Columbia will not make you into a morning person.
Cowboy Logic – If the gate’s open, close it. Just make sure you’re on the right side of it before you do.
Persistence – Because there’s a fine line between asking her again … and creepy.
Unholy Alliance – Does not bode well for the dog.