Demotivational

Hey Alvin!

Hey! – Alvin….Alvin….Alvin A….L….V….I….N !!!!!!

Perfect Man

Perfect Man – Don’t drink, don’t smoke, don’t take drugs, don’t chet, don’t curse and don’t exist…

Cosmic Perspective

Perspective – In a cosmic perspective, most human concerns seem insignificant, even petty. Carl Sagan

Rubber Duckies

Rubber Duckies – They’re not just for bath time anymore.

Dear Vampires

Dear Vampires – Aren’t you worried about AIDS? O_o sincerely, curious.

Good Times

Good Times – Remember when motorcycles were dangerous and s** was safe.

Piss Off Gecko

Piss Off Gecko – I’ve already told you a million times. I’m happy with my All state insurance!

In Case Of Nuclear Attack

In Case Of Nuclear Attack – The safest place for protection from, the blast, the heat and the radiation is under your wooden school desk.

Hit The Beach

Hit The Beach – It’s where we try to keep the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies and the sand out of

Wall-E

Wall-E – Russian edition.

Your Attitude

Your Attitude – Not your aptitude, will determine your altitude.

Mind Reader

Mind Reader – …how does he know, how does he KNOW?!?!?

Futility

Futility – All the caffeine in Columbia will not make you into a morning person.

Cowboy Logic

Cowboy Logic – If the gate’s open, close it. Just make sure you’re on the right side of it before you do.

Persistence And Creepy

Persistence – Because there’s a fine line between asking her again … and creepy.