No Grandma No – I will not eat your candy!
Count The Cost – Never begin a task unless all resources are on hand.
Creativity – The Stone Age didn’t end because we ran out of stones.
Redneck Houseboat – Me an’ Billy-Bob are headin’ over to the sink-hole. Wanna join us? We got plenty o’ beer!
Privacy – Some people really don’t like being photographed.
Life – So much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
Dear Idiot – The way you pulled in makes me wish your dad had pulled out.
Definition Of Bada*s – Juggling soap in prison.
Alcoholic – Is such a harsh word, I prefer professional drinker.
Life – I hope it isn’t a big joke because I don’t get it.
Balance – Every sweet has it’s sour; Every evil it’s good.
Cold Hearted Bi**h – At least my beer always left me satisfied.
Battle Shots – Taking drinking games to a whole new level.
The Flinstones – Fred, Wilma and the Rubble’s enjoy the summer cabin.
Criticism – If you’re not going to be constructive, at least try to mock respectfully.
Having Faith – Having faith is a good thing but following someone BLINDLY, might just be the worst mistake of your life.
Middle Class – Why it’s important.
Thinking Is For The Weak !
For Those Times – When words cannot express the love you have, use the bathroom.
Fact – Pixar created a better love story in 8 minutes than twilight did in 4 books.
Pee-Wee Herman – Still a better vampire than Edvard Cullen.
There Is No – Young in indestructible or immortal.
The Right Tool – For the right job.
Ice Cold Bear – Don’t buy it.
Star Fleet Academy – First year engineering project.
I Love Computers – Except when they freeze. And crash. And lose data. And get a virus. And not run programs. And lose internet connection…