Hey Dad – What’s for dinner? Venison…on the grill.
Zombie Librarian – Better undead than unread.
So They Say You Can’t Fix Stupid Do They? – Wanna bet?
As We Get Older – We need glasses…
The Weather Channel – It’s like Hooters meets science.
Skyrim Belongs – To the nerds.
I Love A Woman With Drawn On Eyebrows – Said no man ever.
Decisions – Which brain will you use?
Hang In There – Sometimes it not about what makes you happy, It’s about pissing everybody else off.
Multitasking – Gamers do it all the time.
Twilight – The Final Episode.
Instead – How about writing it out with proper grammar? You’re making the voice in my head sound like it’s retarded.
Life Is Ironic – It take sadness to know happiness, noise to appreciate silence, and absence to value presence.
Reality – We are all birds stuck inside our cage.
Regret – Because it’s too late and you can’t afford a new one.
Mindf*ck – That shit’s permanent.
Call Of Duty M.W.3 – Why do they come out with a new game every years? It shouldn’t take them that long to copy/paste.
Rocket Toilets – Because if shit’s gonna fly, it might as well be at light speed.
Obesity Rating – From Morbidly to obscene there’s a fine line. A very fi….well there’s a line.
Rebellion – Sometimes it’s just best to fit in.
A Proper Tool – Gives you an appropriate job, …and that’s quite often.
Prejudgment – Just because she forgot her tutu doesn’t mean she’s not a female firefighter. Wait…
Personally – I have been down on my kid’s level enough times, that he’s learning to come up to mine.
I Really Hate It – When they remake a great classic movie and totally screw it up.
As Seen On TV – Buyer Beware! You don’t always get what you want. But you always get what you paid for.
These Guys Fight For Freedom – And you complain about your Ipod not working.