Oh Yeah – You should see what it does to a apple!
Mae West – You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Dissent – It’s hard to accept the truth when the lies were exactly what you wanted to hear.
Survival – The wise are guided by reason; The ordinary minds, by experience; The stupid, by necessity; The brutes, by instinct.
Pieces – Piece By Piece I’ve build this life proud and strong, now you come and open me, hollow me, abandon me. Will I find
The Joys Of Nature – Fresh air. Exercise. Imminent death. Makes one feel alive. Briefly.
Lego Escher – Proof that some people have WAY too much time on their hands!
Love Is Fickle – But lust is as pure as winter’s first snowflake.
Still Heroes – Just because you want to forget a war… doesn’t mean you should forget the warriors.
Thank Guinness – It’s Friday, enjoy !
If Wishes Were Butterflies – Mine would be crushed on the front grill of someone’s car.
Bad Habits – Bad habits are like a beautiful woman, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
Planet Earth – Please remember that if the world didn’t suck we’d all just float off into space.
It Was At That Moment – When I woke up and realized I had a serious drinking problem.
Pork Chops – They are like meat curtains on a fat chick.
Shove It, Bloomberg – I’m Still Drinking Them.
Alien Abduction – For when, “I got hammered on moonshine and passed out,” just isn’t a good-enough excuse.
On Second Thought – …I’ll just let it fall out, thank you.
Most People See This And Think – “oh look at the lovely wild life” when i see this coming my way i think “there’s a
McDonald’s Coupons – That moment when you realize just how poor you really are.
Those Who Hoot – With the owls by night should not fly with the eagles by day.
WOW – Mommy’s going to be so proud!
Life Is – A dream for the wise. A dream for the fool. A dream for the rich. A tragedy for the poor.
Go Get The Banana – It’s up on the counter, no, there’s nothing in my hand, listen to me, go inside, it’s up on the,
Weapons Are Like Money – No one knows the meaning of Enough.
Here’s A Condom – I figured since your acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one.