I Surrender – Well that was an easy war. Take me away girls – Oops I mean comrade!
I Hate Silence – It just leads me to thinking and thinking leads me to you.
Haughty – The moment you start to believe that you are too graceful to make any more mistakes is the very moment that the universe
I Thought – You said you had gum in your hair, this will be much easier to get out.
Assassin’s Creed – Madden style.
Baseball – Quickly becoming the national pastime of many European nations.
The Only Good Reason – To ride a bull is to meet a nurse.
Companionship – For every woman who gets married, there is a cat somewhere who feels like a failure. Briefly.
Depression – They’re kissing in the street. Ignoring the rain. But all I see are tears.
Save Your Breath – You couldn’t handle me if I came with instructions.
Sweet Innocence – She’s been on more laps than a restaurant napkin.
Working It – One cheeseburger at a time.
Baby Ducks – The only time when duck face can be considered cute.
Humanity – At what point does it stop being greed and starts being need?
Smithsonian Exhibit – Politician skeletons.
Don’t Wait Shy Guy – He who hesitates, masturbates…
Can Someone Help? – My telescope doesn’t seem to be working right.
Triumph – The greater the accomplishment, the more likely people aren’t going to believe you did it.
Internet – After a lonely day with his favorite “site” Steve’s room looks pretty messy.
Sidewalk Art – When genius only needs to last til the next rain shower.
Secrets – You may run or hide forever, but can you defy yourself from your lie forever …?
A Short Bedtime Story – The End.
If Life Gives You Melons – you might be dyslexic.
Ever Find That Perfect Sleeping Position? Me neither.
Fire Safety – Recent fire safety commercials say that I should know my escape plan backwards, out hell the get, job done.
The U.S. Navy – Is the envy of every other Navy in the world. They don’t want to be like us – they want to