Immigration Policy – All the problems we face in North America today… can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the
Life – You don’t realise how good it is, until it’s squeezed out of you.
Deja Vu – I don’t think of my life as a failure, I think of it more as a page in book. That keeps repeating
Three Time Loser’s Universal Remote – Billed to his “man card”.
Submariners – Either all come to the surface or no one does.
Paradox – Has anyone ever wondered where do homeless people get their sharpies?
Indognito – On the set Spaniel L. Jackson, Pup Friction.
Occupy – A Kitchen
Precision – If given only one chance and anything less than perfection fail, don’t screw up.
Insanity – At least it’s better to be someone who cannot think clearly than one who clearly cannot think.
Necessity – Is the mother of invention.
Motorcycle Helmets – Pablo was warned.
Follow Your Dreams – Usually, the only one stopping you is you.
Marriage Is A Battle – The only way you lose is if you give up.
Turkey – This is the version some would prefer at Thanksgiving – Miss Turkey 2010.
Something Happened – I want answers and I want them now.
Man – We share because we care.
Meditative Meals – mmmmm… feel the cow, be the cow, eat the cow, poop the cow.
Man’s Best Friend – Just not yours.
Lunch Box – Who needs them?
Loving You – It’s so hard when I have to and so easy when I want to.
The Most Precious Possession – That ever comes to a man in this world… Is a woman’s heart.
Appearance – Light travels faster than sound… …Thus some people appear bright until they speak.
Life – You belive this is a game, and you may be right. But if you think you can play it better than me, think
The Weak Quit Smoking – The strong fight cancer.
Masks – She had blue skin and so did he. He kept it hid and so did she. They searched for blue their whole life