Physics – The science where you use extremely long and complicated formulas to explain why a ball rolls.
Antibiotics – No matter what you’ve got, your Doctor will give you these.
Tomorrow – The best time to do everything you had planned for today.
Kissing – Uptown shopping for downtown business.
No Parking Zone – I’m sorry sir, you’re illegaly parked in a no parking area, I’m going to have to write you a ticket. Have
Got Laid – You get what you deserve.
Customer Service – Is alive and well in Europe.
Dyslexia – It’s a bit*h.
Frowning – It takes less muscles to smile than it does to frown. But I think I’ll keep frowning… I need the exercise.
Silicon Valley – There’s more than one in California.
Pushover – No matter how old you are, no matter how bas-a** you think you are, if a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone,
Confessions – Actually, he’s not that bad… Actually, I’m not that good…
Mommy – Why does daddy want a time machine and a condom for the father’s day?
Getting Drunk – Does not count as foreplay …
Personality Disorder – If has to happen, I hope the one behind to be the dominant.
Confession – Father… I’ve sinned, I’ve tricked a jew… My son, that isn’t a sin, it’s a miracle…
Criminals – Break the rules one stinking time and they never ever let you forget it.
I Don’t Always Sleep With Married Women – But when I do, I prefer your wife. Stay thirsty, my friends.
Shortcuts – You might not always get there faster but sometimes a well planned shortcut can make your journey just a little bit more enjoyable.
Commando – No underwear is not always an acceptable shortcut to happiness.
There Is -No Bit*h on Earth like a mother frightened for her kids.
Sorrow – There are times when it’s easier to have fallen than to be the one still standing.
Rule 34 – Maybe the unicorn is just doing the Heimlich Maneuver.
Obsession – After this poster, I’m going to sleep. Okay…maybe just one more…
Nice Try – You thought you could escape from the kitchen didn’t you?
Watch Out – A recent study indicates that 23% of all traffic accidents are alcohol related. This means that the remaining 77% are caused bt