Demotivational

Grave Robbing

Grave Robbing – Just like a treasure hunt, but with all the good spots marked.

Reading Your Mind

Telepathy – I am reading your mind right now… Your are not thinking about my smile.

Lie Awake At Night

Sometimes – I lie awake at night, and I ask, “Where have I gone wrong?” Then a voice says to me, “This is going to

Consideration

Consideration – If you aren’t prepared to accept the advice of others, be prepared for them to take matters into their own hands.

I’m A Loner

I’m A Loner – I don’t have a gigantic group of friends. People don’t miss me. I’m never the first person anyone looks for in

Never Fly With

Never Fly – Wearing anything you wouldn’t want to hike in.

Misadventure

Misadventure – Next time you see someone wearing an eye-patch, ask them if it was all fun and games up to that point.

Skid Marks

Skid Marks – They are hard to see when you are sitting on them.

Blueprints

Blueprints – Before you start a project, make sure they aren’t upside-down.

Sometimes The Person

Sometimes – The person who tries to keep everyone happy is always the most lonely person, so never leave them alone because they will never

Australiana

Australiana – The world says “Australians drink too much” Australians say “They’re just jealous that they can’t keep up”

Just Give In

Just Give In – The moment one compromises their morals, is the time when one learns what it is like, to be successful in life.

Mirrors & Reality

Mirrors – They do not show who you are, instead they show who you pretend to be.

Listen Carefully

Listen Carefully – There’s only one way to succeed in life. 1.Never give away all your secrets. 2. Never tell people the truth.

Back To The Future

We Have To Go Back – Bacon, It’s worth creating a time paradox or two.

To Most People

To Most People – The sky is the limit to those who love aviation, the sky is home.

Yoda Hulk

Yoda Hulk – When angry I am, like me you will not.

Keep A Secret

Three People – Can keep a secret if you get rid of two of them.

Clint Eastwood

Clint Eastwood – The Boogie Man may check his closet for Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Clint Eastwood.