Grave Robbing – Just like a treasure hunt, but with all the good spots marked.
Marriage – Is like fortress under siege. Those from outside are trying to get in, and those from inside are trying to get out…
Telepathy – I am reading your mind right now… Your are not thinking about my smile.
Sometimes – I lie awake at night, and I ask, “Where have I gone wrong?” Then a voice says to me, “This is going to
Consideration – If you aren’t prepared to accept the advice of others, be prepared for them to take matters into their own hands.
I’m A Loner – I don’t have a gigantic group of friends. People don’t miss me. I’m never the first person anyone looks for in
Never Fly – Wearing anything you wouldn’t want to hike in.
Misadventure – Next time you see someone wearing an eye-patch, ask them if it was all fun and games up to that point.
Skid Marks – They are hard to see when you are sitting on them.
Blueprints – Before you start a project, make sure they aren’t upside-down.
Difference – The mind tells you what’s smart to do. Your heart what you’re gonna do anyway.
Sometimes – The person who tries to keep everyone happy is always the most lonely person, so never leave them alone because they will never
Australiana – The world says “Australians drink too much” Australians say “They’re just jealous that they can’t keep up”
Australia Beer – It’s what’s for dinner…
Just Give In – The moment one compromises their morals, is the time when one learns what it is like, to be successful in life.
Mirrors – They do not show who you are, instead they show who you pretend to be.
Listen Carefully – There’s only one way to succeed in life. 1.Never give away all your secrets. 2. Never tell people the truth.
We Have To Go Back – Bacon, It’s worth creating a time paradox or two.
To Most People – The sky is the limit to those who love aviation, the sky is home.
Big Fish For Scales – The best things in life are at the end.
Rock Bottom – When you realized there is something lower than Rock Bottom.
Inner Beauty – Is to outer beauty, what a book is to the movie based on in: better, but no special effects.
Hard To Understand – November and April.
Yoda Hulk – When angry I am, like me you will not.
Three People – Can keep a secret if you get rid of two of them.
Clint Eastwood – The Boogie Man may check his closet for Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Clint Eastwood.