A More Realistic Chess – Because the world is not just black and white.
This Job Is – Soda Pressing…
Perception – You don’t need to be the biggest fish in the ocean – just the smartest.
Redneck Engineering – Where would we be without it?
The Trouble With Internet Quotes – Is you never know if they are genuine or not. – Alexander Graham Bell –
Resistance Is Futile – You know damn well you want to assimilate her.
Technology – My aunt always complaining about today’s lifestyle with all of it’s technological advances. Then last weekend, we found her dead in the garage,
Publicity Stunt – Yeah, there are people who would be confused by this one …
Transport Fail – Just need Your MaMa to sit on the front bumper, then we gtg!
Exotic Food – Sometimes there’s a surprise ending.
A Mothers Advice – No greater power.
Yes, I Am King Of All I Behold ! – Oh, Crap, that’s a Lion over there, isn’t It?
Do It Your Way – There’s no manual for how to live your life. And even if there were, with my luck, it would all
Shopping At Walmart – So easy, even a caveman can do it.
Setting Limits – Helps your child develop a sense of self-control. Encouraging independence helps them develop a sense of self-direction.
Bikinis – Some men may ask, ‘why are women embarrassed to be seen in their underwear, but have no problem being seen in bikinis?’ These
She’s My Little – Deuce coupe you don’t know what I got.
Born To Kill – Peace through superior firepower.
With Great Mustache – Comes great responsibility.
United States Marine Corps – When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight.
Law Of Motivation – Creativity is great But plagiarism is faster.
Imagination – There is no such thing as automatic doors only polite ninjas.
Stuck – Waiting is painful. Forgetting is painful. But not knowing which to do is the worst kind of suffering.
Uranus – Is full of gas.
If You’re Lazy Enough – Every sport is extreme.
Shoryuken – → ↓ ← + punch