Poems – The perfect understanding will sometimes almost extinguish the pleasure.
Out Sourcing – You know it’s gotten out of hand when your call to the suicide help line is answered by someone with a heavy
Coming Out On Top – I went for drinks with this cute girl I met. After a fun night out, we arrived in front of
Without Complaints – Everything would become good enough.
Complain – Blogging on-line for hours beats pining away waiting for mister right any day.
Conflicted – I think there is a message in here.
Venti Half-Caf – No foam, extra whip, nonfat, 2 splendas with half a pump of sugar free vanilla latte. Why? Because I’m a pretentious assh**e!
Peanut – What Peanut? Sorry I haven’t seen any.
Certainty Principle – The certainty that you are about to make an incredibly stupid and embarrassing mistake is directly proportional to the total importance of
The Look – Face it this has happened to you , and will happen again.
Apocalypse – They say the world will end at 2012 but my droid’s calendar goes waaaay past that. In a world that doesn’t, droid does.
Affection – When two people meet they have that initial spark, that magic that’s called love at first sight when only one person has it
Ancient Wisdom – Earned through a lifetime of success and failures. It’s like a big, thick book of knowledge the young aren’t interested in reading.
Helping Others – If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Trust Is Like A Mirror – Once it’s broken you can never look at it the same again…
Logic And Stupidity – Have one tiny little difference. Logic has limits.
History – Because HERstory would just be gossip.
Anger – People are too soft these days the other day I was telling a few ‘yo mama’ jokes when suddenly I start getting called
How Many – Astronauts does it take to change a light-bulb? Just one, but takes about $2 billionn to get him up there.
How Many – Federal employees does it take to change a light bulb? Four, one to hold the bulb and three to turn the ladder.
And There Was Light – And it was good.
Life’s Mysteries – I’m a Christian. But I came 1st in my science class at school. Talk about mixed emotions.
Therapy Is Helpful – But screaming obscenities is faster and cheaper !
Call Of Duty – It’s more then just a game..
The Problem – With the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Chuck Norris – Chuck who?