Friday Night – Somewhere out there, it’s caturday.
No More Parties – At least until I get a better quality group of friends.
Acting Queer – Face it some people are just better at it.
Denim – Is often the best gift wrap…
Female Fantasy Armor – Pray that the archers aim for the shiny parts.
Context – Um… Saying that camel did it would only make it worse…
Your Imagination – Check it at the door.
Makeup – Is scary.
Bras – They’re way hotter than bros.
Screw Candy – I want meat.
Bathing – Getting clean and dirty at the same time.
Beer – It does a body good.
Step Sisters – No risk of genetic mutation in the offspring.
Ninja Babes – Because pirate girls have crabs.
Flexibility – That is what your boss really wants when he says he expects you to band over backwards.
Focal Point – Things that are brighter than their surroundings end up ruining the picture.
Large Hardon Collider – Basically, its two Falcon Punches.
Batman Bin Superman – A terrorist raised by nerds.
That Look – Do I really need to tell you what she’s thinking? Or at least what your thinking?
Explore The World – Especially central and south Africa.
One Small Step For Man – One giant leap for filmmaking.
Holiday Lights – Yet another random thing that now gives me a boner.
McDonald’s – Customer
Marilyn Manson Fat Camp – For when your kid cuts himself and bleeds creamy nougat.
Choices – Silly Emo. You thought you didn’t have any.
One In A Million Shot – If the skirt wasn’t funny, look at the poster at the bottom.