Demotivational

Boobs Costume

Boobs – Mean never having to defend the accuracy of your costume.

Bikini Variety

Variety – A fountain drink cup still needs to be filled whit the goodness inside.

Ginger Kid

Ginger Kid – Come on you’d do the same.

Sakuya

Sakuya – Get the f*ck away from that foot! That foot is mine!

Anonymity

Anonymity – Are those shcoolgirls on your Facebook really schoolgirls?

First Gym

First Gym – Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Scarcity

Scarcity – There are only so much wants and needs that can be satisfied at one time.

Hypnotic Stare

Hypnotic Stare – Denise originality trained to be a hypnotist but she can’t seem to get anyone to look her in the eyes.

Straw Fail

Straw Fail – What idiot thought up this idea?

Mom Said

Mom Said – Go play outside.

Big Bang Theory

Big Bang Theory – In the beginning there was nothing… Which exploded.

Taco

Taco – Ain’t nothing better than getting pink and fresh straight from the source.

A Tourist

A Tourist – What do you call a beautiful girl wearing a Green Bay Packers jersey?

Sometimes

Sometimes – You just have to hit rock bottom.