Opera – It start at 9pm and after 3 hours its 9:20.
Boredom
The European Map – Is outdated and illogical. Here’s how it should look.
Hope – Is the poor man’s bread.
Fred Flin Stone – Was here.
Thou Shalt Not – Believe in Fairy Tales.
Curiosity – Killed the cat.
You Know The Drill – Or maybe you don’t.
Soviet Engineering – With versatility in mind.
Bunday – Double your dose.
Lightning Storm – The only time nobody has to ask you to turn off your computer.
An Old Chinese Proverb Says: If you don’t know what to say, tell an old Chinese proverb.
All Mushrooms Are Edible – Some only once.
Tabloids – Everything is possible.
Often The Most Reasonable Choices – Are the most difficult to make.
I’ve Lost Weight – Men have begun to see my inner beauty.
Problem Solving – If there’s no cake, then bake one.
Confidence – Is the key.
Conversion Sniper Rifle – Converting lurkers from safe distance.
If You See A Light In The Tunnel – Run away, is a train.
Cruel Machines
The Security Motorbike – Fail.
Alcohol – Gives You Wings
Women Complain About The Size – But they have touched.
Brooms – Good enough replacements for katanas.
Sorry Mate – But I have to do this…