Chill Out – Could have been worse.
Cow Wash – Only in Texas.
Software Mascot – Yes. GLaDOS can be this cute.
Balloons In My Mind – Which ones do you prefer?
Privacy – I Hope you got cookies enabled.
Some Things – Are hard to explain to your parents.
Butt Lifting Surgery – It worked.
Green Is The Color Of Hope – Hope is the poor man’s bread…
Comes With Two Sub-woofers
Sarashi – Because bandages are cheaper than bras.
Fatal Error – Windows installation failed.
I Have a Life Outside Of Facebook – But I don’t remember the password for it.
That Look – That says, “Are you out of your Vulcan mind”.
Suck It Up! Because nobody ever died of frustrated, weepy bitchiness.
80’s Were Awesome
Funny – Until it happens to you.
How To Get Hot Water? Very easy.
Mother Nature – Has the best special effects.
Cats Mature – Dogs just get older.
Self Esteem – Now don’t you feel better about yourself already?
Obedience – Master gets what master wants.
Can Your Mac Do This? I don’t think so!
The Secret Of Happiness – Remains a secret.
Horsepower – How much does your car have?
Babysitting – So not worth 5 bucks an hour.
Wait A Minute – Documents please!