Hot Fit Girls – Are they scary hot or just scary?
First One To Let Go – Goes to hell.
She Just Asked – For a bed of roses.
Mom Off The Year – They not all win the Britney Spears mom off the year award.
Proper Use Toilet
Bluetooth Fashion – 3rd World Edition.
Home Economics – A class that teaches you how to bring them worn out clothes back to life.
Bill Maher – And another “friend”.
Someone’s Dad – Has some explaining to do.
When They See Him…
The Red Pill – Tell me why would you take a pill from some old guy you just met on the internet?
The Fashion Gods – Frown upon you.
Wait A Second – What???
Extensions – Adding is addictive.
Stupid Tattoo – Well, what’s the sense of being stupid, if I don’t look it… a commin’ and a goin’ …
Don’t Worry – You’ll see your feet again someday.
New Seat-belt Design – Reduced the car accidents with 45%.
Redneck Seafood – Mmmmm… Tasty
Authenticity – Music comes from fingers and throat, not from software and headphones.
Incredible Human Abilities
Duckface lvl 5000
I Prefer These Faces
Stealth – Has gotten better.
When Worlds Collide – It could be a great thing.
Don’t Care – Still looks like a girl.
Hot Teachers – Where were they when I was in school!