Options – Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
Pull out you’re not doing any good back there! – Said that she did. Yoda. Jedi Master Comedian.
Overkill – Ladies, the type of guys who attend Cons don’t need any provocation to stare slack-jawed at the opposite sex. Costumes are overkill. Cleavage
Starting Equipment – Because the dungeon corridors are only ten feet wide, that’s why.
Food Storage – Without it, you may have to get creative.
Homework – Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge.
This Guy – Is the smartest one I’ve seen.
Please Be Gentle – Not a hope in hell sweetie.
Password Protected – Sure it’s password protected but what I really wanna know if it’s virus free.
Parallel Universe – Where blondes are on top!
Perspective – You say I am addicted, I say I am committed.
Creative Writing – Great for smothering normal $h!t in Awesome sauce.
Facebook Status – Available.
Nightmares – Yep, you are having them tonight!
Cosplay Assets – I’d buy that for a dollar!
Redneck Olympics – They’re training hard for 2012.
Chaotic Neutral – Never turn your back on that member of the party.
Halloween Party – This one just got interesting.
Reason To Smile – She doesn’t have any.
A Lion Riding A Horse – Dear, Lord. Start running.
Friendship – Letting you crash on their couch when your too drunk to make it home… Yeah, what a friend
Work Uniforms – Some are better than others.
Holland – Lunch break
Tattoo Toughness – Nothing makes him look more like an idiot than that cigarette.
Your Connection – Is too slow.
Freckles – Connect the dots was never this fun.