Twister – It’s only the best game ever.
Red Alert – Come for the war, stay for the women.
Photo With Homeless Man – +50 to popularity.
Hey Charlie – I see what you saw there.
Cats Gangs – Stay off our turf mother f***er!
But If You Average Them…
Second Job – Cause being a badass warrior doesn’t pay the bills.
Shoes For Ducks
Stretchy Fabric – One of the best inventions of the 20th century.
Stupid People – Sometimes they come labelled.
Hello Dad – There is something I want to tell you about…
Steam-punk – If you do it right it’s not just a setting, it’s a state of mind.
Loneliness – Lonely Emo guys with a tragic past? I smell a new final fantasy!
Long Term Unemployment – The days just fly by.
Yoga Pants For Everyone – They’re not for everyone.
Fish Faces – Because duck faces are too mainstream.
Dear Spongebob – You live in bikini bottom, and you’re super absorbent. Face it, you’re a tampon.
When Nature Collides – Leprechauns die…
Death – Is so sure of its victory, that it gives us an entire life of advantage.
Dumb People – Smart Phones don’t have an app to fix that…
But I Don’t Wanna – Go to bed.
Combat Arms Romances – This is what the “hot chick” you’ve been mackin on in game really looks like.
Butter-face – Everything looks good, but her face.
Butterface – Because paper bags don’t cost that much.
Separate Vacations – It’s nice to get away from the wife once a year, specially if I’ll be spending two weeks on a twiddy beach
If Love Is Like Wine – Then marriage should be the hangover from the next morning?…