The Kiss – What would it take for you to give her one?
Great Photobomb Guy – He’s doing it right!
Steroids – Helps you stand out from the crowd.
Competition – Mine are bigger then yours.
Be Prepared – Hope for the best, expect the worst.
99 Percent Of Girls Of Facebook – Tell me I’m pretty!
Motorcycles – Created to keep us from choking the idiots around us.
Bunnyday – Don’t Forget It.
Milk – An Important nutrient for growth, do it’s important to get it whenever you can, whenever you can.
Full Cavity Search – See… this is why you don’t tell the cops “you don’t need to see my identification”
Marriage Is Give And Take – She wanted a big church wedding. He wanted a motel with a vibrating bed.
Working Out – Yes, she’s running on that treadmill.
Choose The Amish Girl – She doesn’t expect you to call latter.
Why Would You – Do that to yourself?
Justified Lying – I swear on my mother’s grave, if you move the ceiling will collapse!
Of Course They Are – I read the instruction manual!
Golf – The inventors called it Golf (ie. Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden).
You Weak Minded Fool – She’s using an old Jedi mind trick.
Round Two – Fight.
Self Portrait – She is doing it so right!
Females, Can You Tell Us – Why do you consider this hot?!
First Interview – When can you start?
Basketball – This one needs more air.
Excuse Me Ma’am – I believe you dropped your sacrifice back there.
Which Came First? The tattoos or the Insanity?
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