I Need Your Shirt – Your shorts and your bike.
Jenna Plastic Surgery Fail – You were beautiful.
Crossing Eyes – Only cool if you are a blonde girl.
Moments Of Silence – Dude, you’ve been friend zoned in the first move.
Twilight -This is how it should have ended.
Female Flexibility – Not what you’ve expected.
I See You Like Audi – But please, cut those nails!
Rabbit – Screw the rampant rabbit, I love my quivering feline.
Blonde Secretary – Keep things interesting.
Curiosity – Not always a bad thing.
Dat Foot – And…actually…pretty much dat everything.
The Araragi House – Making the Kosaka house look normal.
She Is Looking For a Man – Anyone ?!?
Tanning Fail Completely – Next time don’t fall asleep in the booth.
Can Of Coca Cola – Contains only 39 grams of sugar.
Bad Parenting – It’s what’s for dinner.
Excuse Me, Ladies – But you seem to have forgotten something.
Helmet – Can save your life.
In America – Home destroys the fire!
How Much – Would you like to have this job?
OMG Baby, You Are Amazing – But please, clean up this mess!
Mornings Anime – The hardest part is getting out of bed.
Competition – It’s why your wife will never let you see Transformers.
Girls T-Shirts – Sometimes they can tell you a lot.
Epic Self Portrait Fail
Look Out Lady Gaga – You have some competition.