Squid – The definition of stupid.
Ninja Babes – Hotter than Pirate wenches.
English Lessons – When learning a new language it’s important to learn important phrases.
Thoughtfulness – The perfect present is one that doesn’t need to be returned even after it’s broken.
Fashion – You never know what inspires them.
A Big Weekend – So what did you get up to??
That Poor Woman – She must have been attacked by knife wielding midgets. Lucky to alive I say.
Be Careful – Don’t drop your cell phone! Those are expensive!
The Awkward Moment When You Have – An inexplicable urge to sheer for Germany.
iPhone And Mirror – The greatest invention ever!
Good Bye Everyone
Am I Pretty?
Temptation – The gates of hell are always open.
Imagination – The best things all happen in your head.
A Cat Pig – My owner is not very smart.
Cool Green-Haired Girls – Anime just got real!
If You Child Look Like This – You have failed as a parent.
Why Guys Read Books – The real reason.
The Six Phases Of Real Love
Marry Me!
Courage – The adventure’s in the quest, gentlemen, “On the other hand, we do need hot dogs.”
German Maids – It seems they could be as good as French ones.
Ikea Job Interview – Has it’s own ways.
Mirrors Are – Girl’s best friend.
Avril vs Lindsay – Better know the difference.
The Real Reason – Why I miss college.