Distraction – A girl’s greatest weapon is her assets.
Vegan Thanksgiving
Friends With Benefits
Star Wars – Is awesome.
The Great Italian – Leaders.
90 Percent Of Men – Didn’t notice, that she has no eyebrows.
Humans – Kill each other and knit nice sweaters for penguins.
I Dare You – To find the girl in this picture.
Grandma – The real gangster in this picture.
Reflection – Vainness comes from the mirror.
Task Manager Has Stopped Working – Where is your God now!
Chicks Available – Hot or cold.
Don’t Stop Believing – I never started.
Gamer Girls – Yes she looks pretty, but does she understand she is looking the wrong way?
Nerds – They know H.T.M.L. (How to meet the ladies).
Ninja Cat – You might be able to see me, but the pigeons can’t.
MMO’S Their Fapptastic – Just ask them.
Flexibility Cowgirl – It’s almost never, ever overrated.
Haste -Speeding too much makes you forget about details.
The Future – Where vocaloids and ghouls lurk.
Times Change – Methods change with them.
Multitasking – It requires skill.
Alternate Worlds – Sometimes they work…
Star Wars Bedroom – Coolness factor: 100% Probability of getting laid factor: 1% (+/-1%).
Paranoia – Because in America, everything is terrorism.
Heavy Metal – Almost never over rated.