Fact – This isn’t Yuri.
Success – When “pissing on the rest of us” else isn’t just a figure of speech.
Stealth Kitty – Soon death shall be upon them all.
String Bikini – When less is more… she’s doing it right!
Cool Hairstyle – It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Eye Contact -Something she will never experience.
Stupidity – When a terrible idea is taken far past the “Wouldn’t it be funny if…” stage.
Problem Solving – Make the bathing suit so small it can’t hold sand. Problem solved.
Rules – They were made to be broken…
Girls And Hot Tubs – Why have one when you can have both?
You Failed As Parents – When one son thinks he’s black and other thinks he’s a girl.
Inspiration An Individual – Somethings a little money can inspire an individual.
Meanwhile In Texas – Jingle bells, shotgun shells.
Meanwhile In Scotland
Try To Cheat Now
What Beautiful – ER… Eyes you have.
WOG – When you ignore everything else except the belt-line kit and choice of weaponry.
Redheads In Green – Thousands of redheads.
Baby Photos – Could there be a more inappropriate time to watch p**n?
Marilyn Manson – Of Monkeys.
Undercover
You Know You Drank Too Much – When you wake up beside Sarah Jessica Parker…
Aspirations – She wanted to be famous when she grew up. Be careful what you wish for.
Watermelons – Better than a lower interest rate.
Mr. and Mrs. Ninja – On their wedding day.
Periodic Table – I bet that bench is really unstable.