League Of Legends – It’s a crazy game of crazy people, and it’s crazy fun to play.
Boys – The game is over there!
Finally – Have A Break! Have a draw!
Xtreme Beach Volleyball – It’s not who wins or loses, but how long I can stare and drool.
I Finally See – A woman’s view!
Laundromats – They are chick magnets.
Bikini Bowling – Why not.
Santa – Don’t worry child, he’s often confused whit the fallen angel.
Potential – Play it right and this could be a fantasy come true.
Unaware – Everyone has these moments, just not this bad.
Accessory – Enough sparkles and the world is yours.
Smurfette – Seriously? Are you reading this?
Be Different – Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
Testing The Water – Generally, it’s a good idea to do it before you leap in!
Power Of Chuck Norris – This guy may have it.
Women’s Logic – I’ll be there in 5 minutes… Stop calling me every half an hour!
My Yoga – Made for women, liked by men.
Hunting – A man’s treasure is his woman’s chest.
Geography – The female body is a lot like the earth; there are the mountains and valleys, the meandering curvaceous rivers, and the flat plains.
American Royalty – Sigh.
Cankles – Made in America.
When The Pizza Guy – Finally comes! LOL
Marketing Dress – The billboard might be pretty, but without prime real estate, you might as well sell to a bunch of cacti.
Mind Illusion – When you see it …
Optical Illusion – If you look very carefully, you can see a fish!
Emo Hitler – He killed over six million Jews, just to see if he could feel anything.