Bad Day – You thought yours was bad.
Perfect Example – Of have and have not.
That Awkward Moment – When your arm is fat enough to make the girl behind you look naked.
Optimism – If I pretend the boat’s not sinking it won’t.
Mind Games – When you see it, you’ll s**t bricks.
Bad Video Game Movies – They don’t like me as Lana Lang, but they’ll love me as Chun Li.
If You’re Trying To – Send me a message.. I get it! Oh baby I get it!
Nice Rack – Seriously, it’s quite effective.
Artificial Intelligence – The new ZX1000 robot “locates her G spot” Competition just got harder.
Leather Covered Chair – Best transformer ever!
Sorry Boys – Look down.
Car Wash – It may cost more to get it done by hand, but it’s worth it.
Some Photos – Have no explanation at all.
Annoying Drunk Chicks – No matter hot they seem they’re still annoying.
Ninja Wet Kitten – I can have lasers in my eyes.
After All – Underneath the paint it’s just a little girl…
Jabba The Hutt – Your mind powers will not work on me, but I like the way you are thinking!
A Good Baptism – Always has to be celebrated in a good church.
Support – The clothes make the man, but a man can’t dress himself, so that’s why there’s always a woman behind him.
Oh Man – I am so tired.
Milking A Cow – It’s productive and good hand training.
Asians – Who ever said there wasn’t hope.
Altitude – Can’t fly first class whit coach tickets.
My Sister’s Girlfriends – Came to our house.
Don’t Like My Driving – E-mail me.
New 3D Glasses – Special for Titanic 3D.