Casting – Professionalism is proven at the couch.
Seems Legit
Roles – Sometimes it,s best just to stay in the kitchen.
Cheating
Life – Could the purpose of life in the universe be to keep the universe alive?
Idols – Giving the fans what they want.
Cheerleaders – Another reason why American Football kicks soccer’s a$$!
Functionality – There’s a time where you have to wonder what the point is.
Real Men – Use whips.
That Backpack – Had better be a parachute.
Comic-Con Cosplay – Associating your childhood fandoms with boners for forty years.
Dream The Impossible – And chase the sunset.
Story Of My Life.
Thank You – For converting vegetables into bacon.
Ice Fishing – Is always more enjoyable when you bring a friend.
Best Rack – Seriously, it’s quite effective.
Popularity – She might not be the Prom Queen but she probably got more attention then anyone else.
Superiority – A man can’t just go on the podium without looking down at the bottom.
Floppy Sun Hats – A sure sign of high society and sophistication.
Subliminal Advertising – I know I want her but suddenly I am having a craving for a hot dog too.
Ambitions – Mine always was to live in a Penthouse!
Advertising – The keys to putting up a billboard are real estate and real estate.
Am I Clean Already? – Can we please go back into the mud again?
Radiance – When the pooper shines, the crowds howl.
Regret – No matter how hard you try, you’ll always look like a dumb-a$$.
Double Bird – While looking inside your soul.