Demotivational

Peta-Go Vegetarian

Peta-Go Vegetarian – Just because your ads make me touch my no-no spot, doesn’t mean I’m going to stop eating yummy meat.

Dad Said

Dad Said – Sure, the student exchange program sounds great!

Metal Baby

Metal Baby – Because if you’re not born whit it, Don’t make us waste our time.

Stable Quote

Stable – A pimp whit just one horse is just another married man.

Instructions

Instructions – Sometimes it’s best not to ask why. You’ll just make yourself look stupid.

The Real World

The Real World – And yet you sit in a chair day after day, staring at pixels.

Lust Anime

Lust – Temptation isn’t so much a sin that it is a necessity.

C’mon

C’mon – Not in front of the children.

Sexy Architecture

Architecture – Structure determines function, and that function is sexy.

Joy

Joy – Once gained, can still be lost.

Ballet

Ballet – Truly, one of the most beautiful things on Earth.

The New World

The New World – Includes hot Angeloids calling you master.

First Class Flying

First Class – Sometimes, it’s really not worth the extra money to sit up front.