Recruitment – Up in the sky the most important are aerodynamics and agility.
Real Men Like Curves – Only dogs like bones.
Meanwhile In Thailand
Your Grandma – Been playing too much WoW!
Visual – Always works best with audio.
Toilet In Thailand
Helmets – They can’t save you man, if you don’t wear them.
Caturday – Nap time.
For The Worst – Of marriages.
Ad Space – The only thing better than a billboard is a billboard that can walk.
Talent – Technique and methodology can only get so far.
Impressions – There’s only one first and never a chance for a second.
This Is F-ing Awesome
A Key – To any door.
You Think She Loves You – Try turning off the lights, while she’s doing her nails.
Flamethrower – Always efficient.
Konpaku Youmu – Mind-sharpened with steel, soul bound by friendship, cold and warmth, an unshakable resolve.
Parenting Fail – When you gotta go, you gotta go.
Middle Age – When You get there, you wont care either.
Gender Bending – Pi$$ing off fan-girls all around the world.
Birth Of Super Mario – In Venn Diagram.
Drunk Driving – There are many dangers.
Gas Pedal – Found it!
Steak – Only red meat could produce something this majestic.
Dreams Are Extremely Important – You can’t do it unless you imagine it, that’s why we gotta keep living the dream.
This Is The Future Of Metal – Really? No thank you.