Welcome To Our Motel – Newly renovated in 1958.
Desperation – Heat can make even cats to chill in water.
There Are Many Ways – To show a man that you care. This is my favorite.
It’s OK – Tech support sent me!
Half Asleep – Means half-safe.
Work In Progress – Good to Go.
Too Cool For School – Or any sort of legitimate work.
If You Love Someone – Chain them up so they can’t run away. No, that wasn’t it…
Training A Dog – Hey, It’s a start.
The Sword – Is nothing without determination.
Bull Experience – It’s what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
The Beach – Not for everyone!
Marisa – keep her in chains to stop her from unloading everyone.
Army Chicks – So much better than army dudes.
Understated Elegance – Is always in good taste.
His Hand Is On My Knee – While he’s talking to his wife.
Victory – It always depends on your point of view.
Remember – A Lannister always spays his pets.
Loneliness – Is easily cured by mannequin tit$.
Weather Man – The only job where you can be wrong consistently, and still have a job.
Public Pool – When the beach is too far away.
There’s More Then One Way – To melt a cat.
Seriously – I’m telling ya.. I hear something, I’m just not sure what.
Build A Bridge – And jump over it.
Rough Riders – Maybe we should try another brand of condoms next time.
Baby Cows – Cute… and tasty.