Variety – Pepsi is a wonderful thing, but don’t forget the cherry and vanilla flavors.
Chinese Cars – Are very tough and reliable.
Lunch Bag – Of Lindsay Lohan.
My Wife Believes – She is a better driver, I let our dog decide.
Stereo Types – Intelligent people know that intelligence and glasses are unrelated.
A Good Photographer – Knows how to create a composition.
Young Photographer – It’s fun.
Day 318 – People still think I’m a carpet.
Live and Learn – Life is like photography, we use the negatives to develop.
Working Kids – If they aren’t working for you, they’re working against you.
Bark Mode – Switch it ON.
No Thanks – I’m a vegetarian.
Halloween Costumes – Some are hotter than others.
Hang In There – Or become a pancake whit a crack in it.
Burqa – You are doing it wrong. –by SANDRO-
Internet Privacy – At it’s best.
Free Lip Piercing – Probably not a good idea.
How About A Magic Trick – I’m going to make this candle disappear.
South End Baptist Church – Whoever is praying for snow, please stop!
Music – Release those negative feelings to allow more room for positive ones.
Relabel – You can remove the swirly logo, but Pepsi is still Pepsi.
Specific – You said you wanted Pussycats.
I Have To Pee Again – You just went five minutes ago.
Back To School – Father knows best.
Technology – Some folks just can’t seem to let go of the “good old days”.
Shimapan – It’s all you need.