Truth In Advertising – Why beat around the bush.
No – They are not for sale.
Nice Day – Isn’t it?
Shots Champion – I’m number 1 bit**es!
Gemmie A Break – And break me off a piece of dat kit-Kat bar.
Maturity – Wine taste better with age.
Those Days – Usually come in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Men Think They Rule – Women rule the men who rule.
Pick Your Battles – Some things are better left alone.
One Of Those Days – This is one of them.
In The Student Council Room – No one can hear you scream… Actually no one can hear you anyway.
Amish Grand Prix Race – Final preparations in pit-stop.
When You See It – You’ll take the tiger over the cougar any day.
Hockey – Being in the crease never looked so good!
Consequences – Rash action may leave you in a dangerous situation later on.
Cuddle Up – If you dare.
Momiji – Who wouldn’t want to have her guarding you.
Stretching – It’s important.
Conformity – The harder you try to show your individuality, the more you look like everybody else.
Pet Owners – Oh God, hope they haven’t invited any of my friends.
The Hidden Tiger.
Watch Your Words – Sometimes people take the phrase “Eat me” to literally.
Be Creative – Or at least put burger in a CD-case.
Perfect Flexibility – Hot damn my imagination is running wild!
Kids Frustration – Hungover, outta’ coffee, can’t find my lighter and what the hell are you looking at?
Meat Sticks – Some people just don’t have a stomach for them.