Umm Dave! Can you put your grandpa back in his room?
Your Mother – Bangs like a screen door in a tornado.
Yandere Mode – Start in 3, 2, 1…
Gift Advice – There is not a teenage boy in the world that doesn’t need this.
I Love Bacon – MMMMMMM Bacon.
Prom Photo – Dude, that guy is going totally rip your daughter in half at the motel tonight.
Smoking – Can cause health problems.
Cosplay – Some people sacrifice their pride, some people risk their lives…
Stupidity – Winners never quit, quitters never win, and those who never quit and never win are id!ot$.
Secrets – Sometimes the lighting can be revealing. It can give your secrets away.
Asuna The Flash Yuuki – Now we know how she got her nickname.
Talent – Sometimes you just have to figure out how best to use it.
Monkeys – Not nearly as dumb as you would think… Are they?!
Clothes – A bandage is fine too.
Conversion Stick – Don’t worry, it won’t hurt. Miku is a pro.
Amazing Stupidity – Skydiving without shoes?
Things In The Mirror – Are more disgusting than they appear.
Hello Gents – We were told we could get some free great balls here… Oh my!
Pigeons Attack – The revolution has begun.
Winner – Secretary of the Year.
Waking Up Jedi’s – Harder than you think.
Nerd Girls – Sexy yet staying below most guys radar.
Peer Pressure – For your entertainment since 200.000 B.C.
Paparazzi Protection – Next time they take your picture, you should take theirs!
Jehovah’s Witness Deterrent – Have you heard the good word, I think you won’t hear that anytime soon anymore.
Butter face Effect – Every time a girl with awesome boobage smiles, there’s a Chihaya out there crying.