Dog Warnings – Honk and see what happens.
Girls With And Without Makeup – You see the difference.
Cheerleaders – The usefulness of the sidelines.
Jealously –Even nuns get it.
Simpson Chess – $hit just got real.
These Raccoons – They have found salvation.
Casper Ghost – Remind your kids, he’s a friendly ghost.
Report – Another successful dump.
Opportunities – Some only come once.
The Future Is Near – Look better and you’ll see it.
Decision To Make – How badly do you need that toilet paper?
Oh, My Package Is Here – I’ll be in my room for the rest of the month.
The Wedding Photo – That will never be in their wedding album!
Monkey See – Monkey do.
Brokeback Mountain – Minus the cowboy hats.
Be Grateful – They’re not on a nude beach.
Love Is Sweet Tyranny – Because the lover endureth his torments willingly.
Amazing Blue-Haired Girls – Anime just got real.
Twilight – It’s a lot like that.
Now You Know – Why the fish smell that way.
Anime Variety – No one goes to f**king Baskin-Robbins for just f**king vanilla.
When It’s Hot – You can roll the window down.
Only Patience – Because you don’t have a choice.
When Angels Fall – The apocalypse is near.
Sometimes – It’s not so bad being a nerd.
Modesty – A trait long forgotten in the age of publicity.