Demotivational

Tragedy

Tragedy: Your “drop in the bucket” and my “drop in the bucket” may not necessarily be the same quantity.

Talent

Talent: It’s not for everyone.

Safety

Safety: Whether you’re out celebrating Canada day or 4th July this weekend, remember to always take a safety flotation device with you when you go

Religious Wars

Religious Wars: Killing each other over imaginary friends

Holy Crap

Holy Crap – I’m missing Futurama!

Coolness

Coolness – Yeah, you’re cool… but are you 4-popped-collars cool?

Jurrassic Pope

Jurrassic Pope – Run, before he starts spitting venom!

Ninja Cat

Ninja Cat – By the time you see it, you’re already dead.

Birth Control

Birth Control – If you don’t use it, you might have one of these.

The Cops

The Cops – Somebody should call them…

No Apologies

No Apologies: I don’t know what the key to success is, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone.

Face Your Mistakes

Mistakes: Face your mistakes and accept them … Although some times that ain’t enough …

Legacies

Legacies: Even the eldest among us are here only for a short while.

God Is Cruel Enough

God Is Cruel Enough: To take away our past happiness and leave us with memories, so that we can remember what we shall never ever

I Don’t Normally

I Don’t Normally: Have to get drunk to sleep with women, But when I do, I prefer Dos Equis !

Game Over

Game Over: The whole world will convert to Atheism within a month