Twister – Wanna play?
5 Years Of Drugs – Can wear you out.
Mr Fantastic Toilet – He doesn’t want anyone else to use it.
Cowgirl – That’s not what I meant but I’ll take it
Cocaine – You’re doing it wrong.
Cut The Blue Wire – Happy sysadmin day!
Media Coverage – Literally.
Dream Job – When you just know what do you want to do in your life.
Happy Endings – This story has none.
Fashionable Hat – You are doing it wrong.
Hearing – What you need to have checked so you can tell when a 2000 LB shark is swimming behind you.
Mixed Signals – Not just from women anymore.
Shaving – Like a boss.
Pet S** Toys – Doggie Style… Whit style.
Good Boy!
Fishing – It’s all about having the right bait.
Happy Birthday – To the ground!
Horrible – Her computer desktop is a complete mess.
Real French Cops – The real ones.
Life – It goes in circles.
Meanwhile – In Norway
Fail – I told you not to move the red one.
Laptop – 1990 Style.
Girls, Please – If you’re practising for me, you’re going to need a lot more hot dogs.
Angry Birds – Not as much fun in real life.
Mayans – The origional douche bags.