Well… There’s your problem.
Wearing Pants – You’re doing it wrong.
My Beard Is A Cat – Your argument is invalid.
Art Statue – It doesn’t always require interpretation.
Serve Your Country – But choose wisely 😉
Someone Didn’t Get The Memo
We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Boat
Go Ahead – Make fun of the corn cob on my ear.
The New King – It’s good to be the (future) king.
Pink Lamb – ‘Cause pink dogs are too mainstream.
The Longer You Look – The funnier it gets.
Gay Test
Real Men – Have pet hyenas.
All Men Are Perverts – Some start earlier than others.
Kiss It – That’s right you stupid cats, kiss my ass!
Morning Breath – Now you know why it happens.
Religion – I’m gonna try it again!
Polar Bears – They play with their food before they eat it.
Four Words – Wool on his zipper.
Computer Addicts – Never die, they just go offline.
Tough Choices – Okay, you can unwrap a present before Christmas, but only one.
Angry Birds – Not as fun in real life
All Mine! – Security and nutrition all in one.
Alcoholism – Guaranteed to help you forget your other problems.
The Way – Get the hell out of it.
Surfing – You’re doing it wrong.